Charity shopper is a weekly blog post. The rules are that I have to visit a charity shop every week and purchase something from it. I cannot leave the shop without making a purchase and I must use the purchase at least once. I will report every week on what I buy.
It’s more fun if you play at home: this week you have the opportunity to win all of the items I purchased. This is partly to spread the word about the Charity Shopper blog and partly because my wife has threatened divorce if I bring anymore stuff home from charity shops. To be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is contact me on twitter @TmhoLudek or email: themagichappinessof@gmail.com and I’ll enter you into the prize draw. If your name is pulled out of the hat then you win: Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, Once upon a Potty by Alana Frankel and The Husband, A Ladybird Book by J. A. Hazely and J. P. Morris.
Last week’s winner was the unfathomably talented @RebekaLord. You should definitely check out her website: www.rebekalord.com and if you are in West Yorkshire over the next few weeks pop along to see her paintings as part of the Turps Correspond Exhibition at the Artworks 1830 Gallery between February 21st and March 20th.
Date: Mon 19.02.2016
Shop: Dove House Hospice, 7 High St, Market Weighton, East Yorkshire YO43 3AQ
Purchase: Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton, Once upon a Potty by Alona Frankel and The Husband, A Ladybird Book by J. A. Hazely and J. P. Morris.
Cost: £1.48
You’ve been quiet this week. A bit tardy with this post, it normally comes out on a Sunday!
I’ve been busy reading.
So I see. A book about potty training?
Once Upon a Potty is a book by Alona Frankel to help parents introduce the potty to their youngsters.
I see. Sounds…
Well, admittedly it’s not exactly…
No, I suppose not. Is it any good?
Erm well, it’s maybe not in the same category as some of Dostoevsky’s stuff but you know. It’s… different…
How so?
Well it’s got this picture in it:
Oh! I see what you mean. That’s a little awkward.
The book is regarded as a classic by some and you can buy it on Amazon. For $50.
Say what?
That’s right. Original hardback copies from the 1980s change hands for $50 or more. There are 3 on sale at Amazon.com at the moment. Here’s another odd picture. Is it just me or does the poo look like angel delight?
This reviewer from Goodreads.com won’t be buying it though:
“The ugliest, nastiest potty book ever written. What moronic parent would actually WANT to read this one to a kid. “Wee-Wee” and “Poo-Poo”? FEH!
(And please don’t tell me it trained your kid […]. Your kid trained because they were READY!)
There are TONS of good potty books if you insist on reading them to your kids. But don’t expect them to magically train your child–it ain’t gonna happen. Better still, relax and stop obsessing over potty training. Is it going to get them into college someday?”
Oh dear. Alright shouty! Well, it might be a bit difficult to survive at college if you haven’t learnt to use the toilet by that stage. Surely you’re potty trained though?
It’s not for me. I’ve been potty training my daughter.
Our daughter.
Sorry?
Our daughter. Because I am you and you are me. You’re interviewing yourself, remember?
Oh yes.
Why is that?
What?
That you’re interviewing yourself?
Erm… well I don’t know really. I don’t really have any friends to talk to about this stuff… Why do you ask? Do you think I need more friends?
Do you think you need more friends?
Umm, well I’m married and I have children. Do I still need friends? None of my friends seem to have friends. Well I mean, Rob has lots of friends. He’s divorced though. Lots of his friends come from a website that he’s on… does that count? Rob seems to be very happy.
Why do you think that?
He gets to go to the pub a fair bit and sometimes he rings me up during the early hours of the morning after he’s been to the pub to tell me about how happy he is. I don’t know if I’m as happy as Rob. I feel a bit worried about that. Do you think I should get divorced?
Perhaps you should read the ‘How it works’ book from Ladybird about The Husband before you make and rash decisions.
Ah yes, this is one of those Ladybird books for adults. I remember reading these as a child…
Brings back happy memories doesn’t it?
Ha ha, yes it does.
Kind of.
Feels and looks exactly like the originals, just funnier…
That’s because the authors, Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris, have taken the original Ladybird pictures and put satirical little barbs with them to fit the images.
I’m not sure it’s helping with my anxious feeling though. All the women in the book seem fairly unhappy. So do the men too.
If you’re feeling anxious then maybe you need to read Alain de Boton’s Status Anxiety.
I have been. That’s what made me feel anxious. Having read his incisive study of modern social mores I realise that not having any friends means I lack social status – the world doesn’t love me in the same way that it loves Beyonce and… and… Joe Pasquale. Do you think I should tell my friends about how I’m feeling?
I wouldn’t if I were you.
You are me.
Don’t be facetious. That could be why you haven’t got any friends. You should definitely not mention how you’re feeling to your friends.
Really?
Absolutely. De Botton says that you are craving the love and admiration of your friends and ‘the quest for love from the world is a […] secret and shameful tale.’
My head is hurting a bit…
De Boton says, ‘to feel that we are taken no notice of necessarily disappoints the most ardent desires of human nature.’
My most ardent desire is to be noticed.
Is that why you’re talking to yourself at the kitchen table at 1.00am and writing down what you say as though it’s an interview?
Umm, I think so…
I thought so too.
God this is confusing!
My head is hurting a bit.
The Charity Shopper returns on Monday.
To be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is contact me on twitter @TmhoLudek or email: themagichappinessof@gmail.com and I’ll enter you into the prize draw.
If you’ve enjoyed this week’s foray into secondhand land then check out the previous blog posts here:
